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\"\"<\/a> I will someday go, said the Locksmith
\nTo that shop up in the sky,
\nWhere my selling price is highest,
\nBut the lowest when I buy.
\nWhere my keys are always pre-cuts,
\nAnd my pins the perfect height,
\nAnd the workday starts at four p.m.
\nAnd we take no calls at night.<\/p>\n

Where locked-out safes jump open
\nThe moment that I smile,
\nAnd my peers all call me ‘Mister’
\nAnd sooo admire my style.
\nWhere the jobbers call me “Sir”
\nAnd fill my orders in a flash,
\nAnd customers gladly pay C.O.D.
\nAnd usually in cash.<\/p>\n

Where the hired help thinks they’re overpaid
\nAnd never come in late.
\nAnd the special parts you need so bad
\nAre there by the promised date.<\/p>\n

Yes, this would be the finest shop
\nWherever a locksmith could be.
\nI don’t know what you’d call it,
\nBut it sounds like HEAVEN to me.<\/p>\n

by Gerald J. Connelly, Jr., C.P.P.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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